Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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