I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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