He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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