I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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