I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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