My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
