so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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