Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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