? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
