Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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