i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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