my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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