My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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