We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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