Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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