you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The power of my boobs compel you
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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