Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
