Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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