I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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