my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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