the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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