and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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