You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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