I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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