I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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