dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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