So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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