First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i came on her dog
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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