Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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