So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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