my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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