So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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