I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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