My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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