omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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