I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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