mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
