I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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