Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize