i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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