I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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