You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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