just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My bed smells like the plague
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
