have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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