worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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