thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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