have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He passed out mid-signature
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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