He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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