I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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