If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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