If i come over, it means nothing
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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