I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So vagazzling was a success
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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